Lyrics

[Verse 1]
My new MAGA Bible, arrived today,
Wasn't made abroad, but in the USA.
Disliked by the Pope, but loved by our Prez,
The gospel’s revised to fit what he sez.

[Verse 2]
It skips the commandments that call us to care,
No talk of the stranger, or the widow’s prayer.
The meek don’t inherit, and the poor don’t get fed,
It crowns the victorious, just like he said.

[Chorus]
Our MAGA bible, we'll wave it high,
No need for the meek, no reason why.
Blessed are the strong, the chosen, the few,
Hallelujah — even if it ain't true.

[Verse 3]
A sermon of power, a creed of the strong,
It edits the scriptures to march along.
No mercy, no justice, no turning the cheek,
Just thunder and glory for those at the peak.

[Bridge]
The meek don’t rise, the last never lead,
We cut out the mercy, we cut out the need.
The greatest command is the one we chose:
Love thy own, and to hell with our foes.

[Chorus – big finish]
Our MAGA bible, we'll wave it high,
No mercy, no justice, no reason why.
Blessed are the strong, the chosen, the few,
Hallelujah — even if it ain't true.
Yeah, hallelujah — even if it ain't true.