Lyrics

[Opener]
Hey, Mr. President, don’t mean to be unkind,
But did you hire ‘em for their brains, or just ‘cause they were blind?
We’re watchin’ your whole cabinet, we’re stickin’ like glue,
And they’re lookin’ like a circus in the red, white, and blue.

[Spoken Tag;] "Let's take them one by one."
Verse 1 – Pete
Pete’s got a vision but from another time,
Where women stay home and toe the line.
Standing in the spotlight, struttin’ with a grin,
Sharin’ secrets ‘bout where the bombs roll in.

Spoken Tag: "Now, who’s ridin’ in next? Oh yeah… Tulsi."

Verse 2 – Tulsi
She's a darling on the airwaves, where strongmen get their spin,
Echo chambers cheer her on, the truth can’t get a win,
She says she’s just a maverick, but the swamp knows her disguise,
Selling peace in soundbites while she’s dealin’ in divides.

Spoken Tag: "Hold tight now… here comes Kash."

Verse 3 – Kash
Kash is sellin’ fairytales in children’s bedtime books,
Peddlin’ wild conspiracies with sly and crooked looks,
He paints the law with colors that bend to party lines,
Turnin’ bedtime stories into cover-up designs.

[Instrumental Break – Slide Guitar Solo]

Spoken Tag: "You know who’s next… Elon."

Verse 4 – Elon
Elon’s at the podium hawkin’ his wares,
Mixing business with power without any cares.
Tweets the future while the present burns,
And sells you a ticket on the way he turns.

Spoken Tag: "And now… Ms. Bondi herself."

Verse 5 – Pam Bondi
Pam’s got the papers that everyone’s watchin’,
Took donations while the scandal was poppin’.
Says she stands for justice, but the files don’t lie,
And the questions about Epstein still hang in the sky.

Chorus
Swampwatch, baby, the water runs deep,
Gators in the shadows where the secrets sleep.
We’re watchin’ your players, we’re markin’ the names,
’Cause the swamp don’t change — just plays new games.

Outro (spoken over riff)
"Yeah, Mr. President… we’re still watchin’."