Lyrics
Verse 1
They say we’re grabbin’ their rifles,
We’re the cause of inflation too,
We opened up all the borders,
And we’re stealin’ red, white, and blue.
Chorus
Blame a liberal, blame us all day,
For every little thing that don’t go your way.
From the fall of Rome to your Wi-Fi slow,
If you stub your toe, well now you know—
Blame a liberal!
Verse 2
We made your chickens quit layin’,
And your toast come out too black,
We’re the reason the Packers keep losin’,
And the dog chewed up your snack.
Chorus
Blame a liberal, blame us all day,
For every little thing that don’t go your way.
From the milk gone sour to your Wi-Fi slow,
If your tire goes flat, well now you know—
Blame a liberal!
Bridge (call-and-response)
The dinosaurs went extinct — Liberals.
The Titanic sank — Liberals.
Gravity’s too strong? — Liberals.
Your phone fell in the sink? — Liberals.
Sunburn at the beach — Liberals.
UFOs don’t call back — Liberals.
Elvis still ain’t back? — Liberals.
Well, who else you gonna blame?
Final Chorus
Blame a liberal, shout it real loud,
It’ll get you some cheers from the angriest crowd.
From the Garden of Eden to tomorrow’s show,
When the crops don’t grow—well now you know—
Blame a liberal!